Annual Request: Force All Events On Separate Lanes

I have -never- liked the idea that events can stack on the same lane–especially when copying/pasting. I kinda understand the original logic behind it (to maintain the lane structure) but I reject that. To -me- the whole point of lanes is to make all the events instantly visible.

SO: I’d like an option to automagically force all events to separate lanes OR at a minimum when the ‘Cleanup’ function runs to do so.