Hi,
Is you wife on a business trip as mine, and your find yourself all alone.
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Make yourself a large a drink (you deserve it now (as always))
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Find the cigar you have hidden from your wife, the kitchen I guess, can successfully be cleaned 10 minutes before she returns home.
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When you sit there with the cigar, that you do not dare to fire up anyhow in fear of the smoke smell, with a glass in your hand and let your thoughts wander around essential world problems like:
a) “Why is the bottle empty already now?”
b) “Why do men have nipples”?
c) “Is there a robot that can clean kitchens?”
Then everything fits well with my new song HOME ALONE BLUES
Cheers
Tor-Bjarne