‘Be the change that you wish to see in the world.’ - Mahatma Gandhi
Sorry, but If OP’s feelings are so delicate he/she should create him/herself a safe space without any contact with outside world. I bet his/her feelings get hurt also if his/her car dealer/bank/etc sends him/her a Christmas card on mail.
I don’t think this was OP’sr point at all:
He HOPED it was marketing spam and got disappointed, because it wasn’t.
Have you?
Season is over, move on! 
No. I stopped using SSRIs soon after selling my business … hey … that’s almost 10 years ago 
I’m sad because I didn’t get a Christmas email. 