Some Doggerel about Dongles

Several recent topics on the subject of dongles, especially the recent topic entitled Dongle Virgin, have inspired (?) me to compose the following ditty, entitled Some Doggerel about Dongles.

Yes, I know I shouldn’t use the word ‘dollars’ and the word ‘Bobby’ in the same poem, as they are a pond apart, but oh well:

Buddy, does your dongle dangle?
If it does it’s such a wrangle
To undo the awful tangle
That your licenser presents.

If engraving is your hobby
Then you’ll either have to lobby
For a change in Steinberg’s ‘Bobby’
Or add dollars to your sense.