2 guitars and vocals
The New Frontier
Right wing nutters with conspiratory views.
They got from number 45, QAnon and Fox News
Some think vaccinations put the microchips into their veins.
Controlled by receivers that we put in their brains.
Galactic iguanas infiltrated our sphere. To be
Reptilian monarchs of a new frontier.
We’re all baby eating lizards in human disguise.
We can only be detected when we blink our lizard eyes.
We eat babies for breakfast, babies for lunch.
We love them when they’re tender, we love them when they crunch.
Sure are mighty tasty with an ice cold beer.
So let’s raise our glasses, shed a crocodile tear.
To the guiding emissaries of the new frontier.
-SOLO
It’s written in the rags in the checkout aisles.
That we’re all Satan loving pedophiles.
We rigged the election. Soon we’ll empty the jails.
Then we’ll flick our lizard tongues and we’ll wag our lizard tails.
Right wing knobs told us covid was a hoax.
Endorsed a bloated potentate full of diet cokes.
The 80 million voters that they tried to nullify.
Said vamoose Presidente. Adios and goodbye.
We eat babies for breakfast, babies for lunch.
We love them when they’re tender, we love them when they crunch.
Sure are mighty tasty with an ice cold beer.
So let’s raise our glasses, shed a crocodile tear.
To our reptilian comrades of the new frontier.