Mine is hands down: “No Presents For Christmas” by King Diamond
Can’t link to it due to the rules, but do a youtube search and play the recorded single (i.e. non-live) version. It’s a hoot. 
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While Shepherds Slaughter Their Flocks By Night
merry solstice! 
Two come to mind:
“You’re a Mean One, Mr Grinch” always liked that vocal
Also, the redneck version of “12 Days of Christmas”. Sample line: “9 years probation” “5 flannel shirts”
or should that be “9 years probation” “5 flannel sKirts”
I don’t mean to be a “corrector” type dude, but I just heard this in the car the other day – I’m pretty sure it’s “39 and a half foot pole” (a play on the proverbial 40-foot pole)
A piece of trivia here - that voice is non other than “Tony the Tiger” … They’rrrrrrrrrrre Great!!!
Ron
“Christmas with the Devil” - Spinal Tap
Ron
I would say that it is Evil or have anything to do with Christmas but it did get to Christmas number one in the UK: rage against the machine killing in the name.
“Merry F*cking Christmas”
Over 18s only. Trigger warning: may offend if you’re a complete pussy 
Whatever whacky xmas song you are thinking of, im sure its being played here:
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can’t beat a bit of Alice Cooper - Santa Claws is coming to town
Thanks for that…
They’re all evil.