Um… SFW means “Safe For Work” I was working on some new AD material. Whadda ya think?
Haha, that’s a pretty sexy pic 
legibility of your website could be better though, if it’s actually meant to bring people in.
FWIW 
I find the First sentence kind of disturbing.
Thou means You. Ye is pronounced ‘the’ (which is what it really means and not ‘your’) thus:
You ear that captures the voice shall be complimentary. I suppose you mean ‘The ear that captures your voice shall be complimentary’.
How about: ‘Ye ear which captureth thine voice, complimentary shalt thou be’.
Sometimes I can be a real Sheldon 
Pardon my old English 
but hey, at least now I know. 
The ad line, or whatever you call it, was meant to be a joke. The real ad is similar, but not in old English or broken English for that matter.
Here is a blank in case any wants to have their way with it 
Gear Porn
With this title I’m reminded of something I heard about a radio station telling listeners that some guys wife caught her husband watching porn, and while enjoying the show was eating a bag of Cheeto’s… and the wife had noticed his, ummm…‘GEAR’ was all ‘orange’ from the Cheeto’s
Lesson be learned here folks…NEVER EVER eat Cheeto’s and touch your ‘GEAR’…Hmmm…perhaps this was the inspiration from Bill Andersons (AKA Crushed Meat, Naked Hoof, etc, etc, etc…) “Don’t Touch My Guitar”
oh my god that cracked me up!
slightly related - i think the site definitely lacks audio examples of the music done in the studio - a built-in player or at least a soundcloud link somewhere at the top, always visible… personally, no music examples on the page leads to speculation it may have been excluded for a reason. :] i don’t think that’s the case so all the more reason to make the easy fix.
edit- just found it :] it’s too buried in there.
Yeah, it is flash based too. Mobile listening is no-good these days with flash.