Well… just as oor wullie would say, Jings 
As in…
jings
A scottish slang exclamation. Same use as words like “cripes” or “—sakes”. Also used to swear by.
???
Well that’s how Id use it. 
Or is it the famous Chinese restaurant in Milwaukee? 
You been stuck between the molecules or summit?
Howdy, Split!
Sounds like some kind of Crocodile Dundee thingy…
Regards.
Famous words from the Glebe Street studio more like!
Jings, crivens, help ma boab 
Yep!
Cheers Robin
Hi there John… was thinking about you not so long ago and wondering how you were, strong silent type that you are
Nice to read you, 
just thought I’d pop me heed in for a shufty
Keep shuftying
Just so busy these daze 
Jings. A scottish slang exclamation. Same use as words like “cripes” or “—sakes”. Also used to swear by. By jings! Also used to express surprise. 
Howdy, stranger!
It gives me the boak.
Is that like “up yer kilt”? 
Is that like “up yer kilt”?
Or spewing your haggis? 
Spewing! Like when you see Madonna trying to be sexy.
What’s your fan club member number?
I diny ken
Me neither,but not knowing has its advantages sometimes. Then again I hae me doots 
Me great grandad ran a liqour store in Edinburgh around the 1890’s, so there’s some tartan in me blood. Dane too.
that’s a pure stoter (more of a weegie phrase)