Haha, that’s class 
They forgot one: “can I help you carry that?”
You’re just not a real guitarist, then! Burn in hell! I will solo for you! 
yeah, tell me about it! I can say “been there, done that …” but I can’t say “bought the record” although I wish we made proper recordings then because now I have to re-record some old songs (hopefully the best ones … 
who knows?) right now from those days. There are some soloing here and there, which is an understatement. 
It means that I’ve done a lot of practicing to get back in shape. Not only that, I think I’ve surpassed my old self. To tell you the truth it’s much more fun than I could ever expect!!! 
Funny thing though, the new songs are more groove, interplay and atmosphere based with less solos and less improvisation, more to the point leads and more harmony lines. Maybe I overdoesed on “deedeli-deedeli-deedeli-deedeli-Deeeeeeyyyyng …”
I always thought it was doo-da-li doo-da-li doo-da-li doo-da-li dah-da-li dee-da-li dah-da-li doo-da-li doo-da-li doo-da-li doo-da-li doo-da-li dee-da-li doo-da-li dah-da-li doo-da-li wah-wahhhh !!!
… or maybe not
I didn’t ever play to prove anything, I just played because it was fun to play.
then I hit the REC button!!! 
That link leads to a plethora of $hit various people say or dont say… most entertaining.