Just read that the London Olympics opening ceremony will be inspired by Caliban’s speech in the Tempest.
I thought it might ring a few bells here too.
Sounds better in the original Klingon.
Does the Olympic Committee still want Keith Moon to perform? 
The Queen’s 60th Jubilee celebrations featured a few corpses too. I’m sure I saw strings attached to Elton John. Paul McCartney, Robbie Williams, Sugsy the anti-establishment troublemaker, now in line for an MBE - my God there were more wrinkles, wigs and w*nkers than I could have imagined. There’s so much new talent around, when will they get a chance? Not as long as there are some idiot bookers who think Keith Moon is still alive. 
They forgot to play the Sex Pistol’s version of God Save The Queen
Did Paul sing “Her Majesty”? 
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She thought that was the computerized bar and was looking for the G&T button!