This is hilarious! In essence - āCāmon! This is 2012! -Someone Else- can learn how to do rhythms and program them,
you simply accept the Grammy!ā āPrice was $329.-- - now only $29.āā
Why is it that if you tune a guitar with a tuner and then hand it to a guitarist he will invariably decide it is out of tune and re-tune it ?
And then if he passes it on to another he will re-tune it again because he thinks it is out of tune , but if you check it yourself against a tuner , neither are " correct " ?
And why do reed players try all their spare reeds in turn when one breaks but always choose the one they tried first ?
Well, Dave, you need to remember that these are, after all, guitarists.
Also, the guitar is really nothing more than a Freudian manifestation of the players own sexual inadequacies.
They need to have their hands on every inch of it - especially the tuning area. (and the nut)
This may also explain why they pass it around to other players.
Actually, itās because the guitar canāt be tuned exactly correctly. You have to be precisely incorrect to play in all keys. But the overriding rule is, every guitarist has a better ear than the one before. Thatās why they always re-tune, especially if the previous guitarist is still in the room.
Interesting, after a lot of years, I swallowed my pride and put a tuner on my pedal board (because really, even if you could tune it, you couldnāt tune it when everybody is making a lot of noise), but some other members of my band, who shall remain nameless, are above that!
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