Why do I have cake?
It’s not my birthday!
I think it’s your anniversary of joining the forum (?)…
Didn’t existing users all join on the same day?
You joined the old forum on Dec. 14.
Ah! So I did.
They really shouldn’t tease us with virtual cake. Now I’ve got to get real cake.
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So you want to have your cake and eat it too?
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Who wouldn’t want that?
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Apparently, I had my cake two weeks ago and didn’t even notice!
As it’s customary on reddit: Happy cake day!
You have cake because Dorico 4 will come with an ability brew fine lattes (regular and decaf), a feature I have requested for a long time. You must supply your own beans, however.
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Hate to break it to you but - the cake is a lie.
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That’s ok: there is no spoon, either.
Dorico for iPad’s a fork, though…
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This was a triumph… 
May I please have a gluten-free one? Thank you.
Damn it bet me to it
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There is no charge for the gluten.
It’s free with the free cake. 
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If you want gluten-free, you may have to get off your glutes and bake it yourself. 
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You may, but only with the full version of Dorico.
Then I may have to wait. I don’t even have the half-baked one.